Thursday, January 23, 2020

Dark are the Shadows 01/23/2020

I apologize for not posting last night.  I was a little rocked by the passing of John Karlen (Willie Loomis/Carl Collins, etc on Dark Shadows and Harvey Lacey on Cagney & Lacey) - Rest easy, John

Dark are the Shadows
by Ms. Hunter Ash

a BTVS/Dark Shadows crossover

Rating: PG-13
pairings: Willow/Tara, Giles/Angelique, Buffy/Quentin (?), Xander/Anya, Barnabas/Roxanne, Julia/Thomas

# # #

Buffy parked her Jeep near where Giles had told her the small group was and quickly trotted up to join them as Roxanne walked slowly down a sidewalk with Barnabas Collins’ cane.

“How goes?” Buffy whispered to Giles.

“She thinks we’re getting close,” he whispered in turn. “Nicholas’ shields are making it difficult but we’re close.”

“Willow!” Tara exclaimed and rushed up onto the porch of a house as the red-haired witch stumbled out of the house and fell to her hands and knees.

The others quickly followed.

“Xander, you and Anya get Will into my Jeep and get her out of here,” Buffy urged and tossed the young man her keys. “She’s been bitten by Tom, he might be able to control her. Get her to Oz’ cell.”

“You got it,” Xander said and lifted Willow into his arms.

“Barnabas… hunger madness,” Willow whispered.

“Come on, Tara,” Xander urged.

The vampire hesitated.

“Go on, we’ll handle Barnabas,” Angelique assured her.

“We should move quickly,” Giles urged.

Roxanne walked into the house and straight to the door that opened to stairs leading down into a basement.

Buffy, Angelique, Quentin and Giles followed her down into the damp lower level.

“Where?” Buffy asked. “There’s no coffin down here.”

Roxanne held the cane in front of her and slowly turned to a brick enclosed area in the wall. “Here.”

Quentin moved past her and felt the mortar between the bricks and looked around the room. “This wall is new. There’s left over bricks over there. My God, they bricked him up. Just like he did Trask.”

“Trask? I know that name…” Roxanne said softly.

“There’s been several of them,” Quentin explained. “Barnabas bricked up the same one twice in the same time line and another was bricked up in a different time band. Willie told me that Trask’s ghost bricked Barnabas up in the wall of his own basement when Barnabas was human. We’ve got to get him out of here.”

“A chisel will take too long,” Giles said. “We don’t know how long Nicholas will be gone.”

“Quentin, grab that shovel,” Buffy said as she picked up a sledgehammer. “I smash and then you then me.”

The immortal nodded and Buffy hit the wall with the sledgehammer and then he hit it with the shovel.

In moments the bricks and mortar began to give way.

The two anxiously began smashing and pulling bricks aside.

“Oh my God,” Giles whispered.

Barnabas was hanging by his wrists, his fangs cutting into his lips as the rope cut into the skin. His skin was almost translucent in its paleness and it was stretched tight over his bones.

“Rupert, you and the others get out after you pull that….that cross from his neck,” Angelique said.

“What? Why?”

“When we cut him down… if we can get him coherent, he is going to be in a frenzy for blood,” Angelique explained. “We’ll try and keep him calm enough to get out of here.”

“But…” Buffy began to protest.

“No, come on,” Quentin urged. “He’s bitten family and friends when the hunger got too much and he was nowhere near this starved.”

Buffy followed Giles reluctantly.

“Let’s get him out of there,” Angelique said and picked up a pair of gardening shears.

Roxanne nodded and grabbed Barnabas and held him up as Angelique cut the ropes. Together the vampire women got the unconscious Barnabas out of the enclosure and laid him on the floor.

“He needs blood,” Roxanne said softly as she touched his cheek. “Wait upstairs. I’ll try and get him level.”

“What? How?” Angelique demanded.

Roxanne reached up to her neck and used a fingernail to cut through the skin with a wince. “Go upstairs!”

Angelique turned and trotted up the stairs.

“Come here, my love,” Roxanne said softly and lifted Barnabas into her arms, his lips at her throat. “Come on, Barnabas, take it!”

After a few seconds Roxanne’s body jerked as fangs sank roughly into her neck around the wound and she smiled as she held the vampire close.


# # # #


“We should move away from the house,” Giles suggested. “If Nicholas returns, we can see that and ambush him instead of being caught in his house unaware.”

Buffy nodded. “What is Roxanne doing, Angelique? Won’t she need help getting him up the stairs?”

“I think she’s giving him blood,” Angelique said.

“Oh this can’t get any more complicated,” Buffy muttered.

“Don’t challenge the universe like that,” Giles suggested as they stepped outside of the house.


# # # #


Roxanne felt her head falling back as Barnabas wrapped her in his arms.

“Roxanne? Roxanne!”

“Shhh, I’ll be all right, my love,” Roxanne whispered as she opened her eyes.

She thought Barnabas still looked too pale, somewhat ill and older than he normally did but he was awake and appeared coherent.

“How?” he asked.

“We need to leave, Nicholas may come back,” Roxanne said. “The others can explain at the crypt. They’re afraid Willow is controlled by the other vampire.”

“I can’t carry you, Roxanne,” Barnabas whispered. “Oh thank god you found me.”

“Help me up and we’ll get out of here,” Roxanne suggested.

Buffy relaxed slightly when Barnabas and Roxanne exited the house, both almost falling down the steps. She and Angelique rushed forward to help the them away from Blair’s place.

“Willow isn’t controlled,” Barnabas told Buffy. “He couldn’t break my influence on the girl.”

“Giles, have them meet us at the mansion,” Buffy suggested.

“Barnabas, oh thankfully you’re out of there,” Angelique said as she and Roxanne helped him towards Quentin’s car.

“My hands… everything hurts,” Barnabas whispered.

Quentin pulled his cellphone out and answered it as it chirped at him. “Hello? Carolyn! Yes, we have him. We’re about to get him somewhere safe. Yes, please tell Julia he’ll be safe. It’ll take a couple of nights for him to get his strength back. I’ll have him call her tomorrow night. I’ll tell him. Get some rest. We’ll be home as soon as we can. Talk to you tomorrow.”

Quentin opened the back door to his car and helped Barnabas inside as Buffy helped Roxanne in on the other side.

“Giles, you and Quentin get them back to the mansion, I’m going to drop by where Mom and Dawnie are and check on them,” Buffy suggested.

Her stepfather nodded and squeezed her shoulder. “Call if you’re going to stay wherever they are.”

“I will,” Buffy promised.

Giles climbed in next to Roxanne as she dropped her head onto Barnabas’ shoulder. “Will they be all right?” he asked Angelique as she got into the passenger seat. He pulled off his button down shirt and pressed it against Roxanne’s throat wounds.

“With enough blood, yes,” the vampire witch said. “I don’t think his marriage will be.”

“I doubt it,” Giles said softly.


# # # #


Buffy ‘s eyebrows rose when she found her mother and Spike binge watching Passions from VHS tapes he had recorded. Also the fact that Dawn was practicing shuffling cards with an occasional direction from Spike.

“What are you playing?” Buffy asked her younger sister.

“Spike is going to teach me how to cheat at poker,” Dawn said and smirked.

“I don’t believe this,” Buffy muttered and started to add to the sentiment when her phone began ringing. “This is Buffy. Oh yes, Mr. Travers.”

Spike turned down the volume on the tv.

“Yeah, we’ll be home in a bit,” Buffy replied to something Travers said. “Me, Mom and Dawn will probably get there first. Giles wanted to pick up something from his condo. We haven’t moved everything yet. Why am I out with my mother and sister after dark? Really? Well, we were just about to have a great dinner. After all, it is my birthday. Right, we’ll be there in a few.”

The Slayer ended the call and looked at her Mom and sister. “Travers wants to talk to me about something. I need to call Giles. He’s helping Quentin get Barnabas and Roxanne back to the mansion. We found Barnabas and Willow, both are in pretty rough shape.”

“Oh dear,” Joyce said softly.

“Giles, Travers wants to see us, I said mom, Dawn and me were going to meet you for a nice dinner because it’s my birthday and you were dropping by your place because you hadn’t moved all your stuff yet,” Buffy explained. “He wants to meet at my house asap.”

She listened for a moment. “Giles, I know you guys didn’t forget my birthday, I saw the streamers you and Xander planned on putting up tonight while I was on patrol. It’s cool. Let’s just get this meeting with Travers over with and then we’ll celebrate my birthday and getting Will back. See you in a few.”

Buffy closed her phone. ‘Thanks, Spike, I appreciate you keeping these two busy.”

“Any time, Slayer,” Spike said without a trace of sarcasm.


# # #


Giles stepped into the kitchen where a very groggy Barnabas and Roxanne sat at a breakfast table as Quentin bandaged Roxanne’s neck while Angelique warmed blood for the vampires.

“I need to go over to Buffy’s,” the Watcher told the others. “Travers wants to talk about something. The others should be here soon.”

“Go ahead,” Quentin said. “We’ve plenty of weapons and, if the spells worked, Nicholas can’t see in here.”

Angelique walked over and kissed Giles and hugged him.

“We’ll be fine here,” she told him. “We’ll keep giving them blood until nearly sunrise. He’ll be much better by tomorrow night.”

Giles nodded. “I’ll be back eventually.”

“Stay the night,” Angelique said. “They may be watching the Summers house. We’ll be fine, I promise.”

“I’ll be here at sunset, my love.”

“I look forward to that,” Angelique said. “Now go.”

Quentin placed a mug of blood in front of Roxanne. “Try and drink.”

Barnabas raised his head from the table and blinked. He took the mug Quentin sat in front of him next and began to drink. “How did you find us?”

“I hear the others, hold that thought,” Quentin said. “Let me make sure it’s them.”

Quentin frowned as the rest of the Scooby gang entered the mansion with Tara and Xander helping keep Willow steady. “Should she be at the hospital?”

“Probably,” Xander agreed as they entered the kitchen. “But Tom Jennings can get to her there. He doesn’t control her but he has been biting her on the steady like.”

Willow sat down across from Roxanne and reached out and squeezed Barnabas’ hand.

He smiled when she placed his ring in his hand. “I wondered where that had gotten to.”

“Are you all right?” she asked softly.

“We will be,” Barnabas replied. “With plenty of blood tonight, we will be. Thank you for helping keep me focused.”

“Thank you for staying,” Willow said softly.

“What do you mean?” Barnabas asked.

“Let me tell everyone,” Willow said.

Soon everyone except for Giles and the Summers family were in the kitchen with Xander making snacks for everyone and Angelique continuing to warm blood for Barnabas and Roxanne.

“How did you find us?” Barnabas repeated.

“We couldn’t find either of you,” Angelique said. “We could see Willow but not where she was. I sent out… psychic vibes for Roxanne, I suppose you’d say. She came here earlier tonight and asked if we had anything of yours.”

“We had your cane where you dropped it,” Tara explained. “We followed her.”

Barnabas looked at the redhead and smiled. “Julia’s brooch.”

Roxanne nodded. “Touch-know is what psychic journals call us. Sometimes we can see things about someone by touching something that belongs to them. Your cane is… so you.”

“We found the house when Will fell out of the door,” Xander added.

“You got loose?” Barnabas asked the witch and she nodded.

“I picked the lock,” Willow answered. “I had to get help for both of us, we were losing you.”

Barnabas nodded. “It was harder and harder to focus. What did you mean a moment ago about me staying?”

“I saw… your dream or something,” Willow said. “The strange man and woman that gave you choices.”

Barnabas looked stunned. “It wasn’t a dream…you saw…”

“Yes,” Willow said softly as everyone grew quiet.

“What happened?” Anya asked.

“Go ahead,” Barnabas said as Xander placed a turkey sandwich with potato chips and grapes in front of Willow.

“These weird man and woman in an all white room or place or something,” Willow began. “It reminded me of an old early 80s video where the lights were kicked up until everything burned out white. Anyway, they asked Barnabas if he wanted a peaceful rest, to be sent home to Julia or to stay here and….”

“And lose Julia and continue preying on others while being alone and probably dying a painful death if I stood with the heroes here,” Barnabas continued.

“If it wasn’t a dream then I can guess what your choice was by the fact you’re here,” Quentin ventured and Barnabas nodded.

“I chose to stand with the heroes,” Barnabas said.

“But… your marriage,” Tara protested.

Barnabas shook his head. “The right thing is to fight against Blair and that woman attacking Buffy. My marriage was damaged night before Julia left.”

“You should go home to your wife,” Quentin suggested as Xander continued to fix sandwiches for everyone. “Julia suggested Roxanne could find you, she wants you back.”

“I’m not the one that left,” Barnabas said as a jaw muscle tightened. “Even if she suggested Roxanne help, Julia won’t get around the fact it was Roxanne that found me and gave her blood to get me somewhat stable. I did nothing to warrant the suspicion.”

“And now?” Tara asked as Willow dived into the sandwich and fruit.

“I’m here,” Barnabas said. “My focus is on breaking Blair’s neck and putting him where I was and staking Tom Jennings.”

“By the way, where’s Giles and Buff?” Xander asked.

“Travers wants to talk to them about something so they’re all headed to the Summers home,” Quentin informed the Scooby gang. “Now, we need to keep our two vampires here safe and Willow. We can’t use crosses because of Tara…”

“Put a cross in the window,” Angelique suggested. “With the curtains closed it won’t bother Tara but it will keep Blair and Jennings from coming in the window.”

“The shop is closed, I can stay here tomorrow,” Anya offered.

“And I can help her keep an eye on things,” Quentin also volunteered.

“To help Willow, lots of orange juice, good meat and rest,” Angelique suggested.

Quentin looked Barnabas, Willow and Roxanne over and their drooping eyelids and heads and sighed. “We got them back, thank god. Let’s get Barnabas and Roxanne upstairs. Anya, can you help Tara get Willow into their bed?”

“Of course,” Anya said.

“Why not leave Roxanne down here in the coffin in the den?” Xander asked.

“She stays with me,” Barnabas muttered as Quentin helped him stand up.

“Barnabas….’

“No, Quentin, no arguments,” Barnabas said. “Please.”

“Will your hands be better tomorrow night?” Tara asked anxiously.

“I hope so,” Barnabas replied as Xander wrapped one of the vampire’s arms over his shoulders.

“Can you walk?” Quentin asked. “I’ll bring Roxanne up if you can.”

“I can make it that far,” Barnabas responded.

“I wonder how pissed Blair is by now?” Xander questioned with a smirk.


# # #


“You must have left the shackle open!” Nicholas yelled.

“I didn’t even know where the key is!” Tom yelled back. “She couldn’t have broken that wall down either!”

“Damnit! And we don’t know what Glory’s timeline is either!” Nicholas grumbled. “Call her back and go get her. I’ll start packing here. We need a new place.”



# # # #



Giles smiled and kissed Joyce as he stepped into the Summers house. “Sorry I’m late, luv.”

“No problem,” Joyce said and hugged him tightly. “Mr. Travers is here.”

Buffy smiled sat down on the stairs with Dawn a little higher up.

Giles glanced over at Quentin Travers and nodded. “Hullo, what brings you out tonight?”

“I thought we could discuss any insights you have about… that problem we were discussing,” Travers said. “Do you have that one book handy?”

“It’s at the shop, locked up behind the counter,” Giles said.

“Well, I suppose we won’t need it,” Travers said. “I’ve practically have the pertinent parts memorized and I know you have with that photographic memory of yours. Uh, shall we?”

“Yes, Dawn, time to head upstairs. We’ll open Buffy’s presents after Mr. Travers leaves,” Joyce said.

“Why can’t I stay?” Dawn asked. “I know about Buffy being the Slayer and the occult and stuff.”

“Not tonight, runt,” Buffy said as she stood up.

“Fine!” Dawn snapped. “I'm just gonna go to bed. That way I won't accidentally get exposed to, like, words. Happy birthday, Buffy.”

Buffy shook her head.

“Shall we get to it?” Travers suggested. “Now, we haven’t discussed what you actually know about Glory and what she’s searching for. She’s demanding a key, do you know what it is?”

“Yes,” Buffy said. “I’m not telling you, however.”

“What?” Travers stammered. “Why ever not?”

“Too many people know but they’re people I trust,” Buffy said. “We may work together, that doesn’t mean I trust you. Sorry.”

Travers frowned and pondered and then he nodded. “I accept that. Now, what about the description….”

Dawn leaned against her door with a sullen expression. With a determination in her eyes she climbed out her window onto a trellis and climbed down until she reached the back porch. She was watching the back door and windows when she stepped off the porch and when she turned Dawn yelped in surprise to find Spike standing right in front of her.

“Geez! Lurk much?!” she demanded.

“I wasn’t lurking!” Spike protested. “I was standing about. It’s a whole different vibe.”

“What’s under your arm?” she questioned and then smirked. “Are you giving Buffy a birthday present? Oh my God, weird! And chocolates? Lame and the box is bent! You know she’d never touch anything from you!”

“Shouldn’t you be tucked away in your beddy-bye?” Spike asked as he tried to look menacing. “All warm and safe where nothing can eat you?”

Dawn giggled. “Is that supposed to scare me?”

Spike sighed and pulled back slightly. “A little tremble wouldn’t hurt.”

“Sorry, it’s just… come on!” Dawn exclaimed “I’m badder than you.”

“Are not!” Spike protested.

“Am too!” Dawn countered. “You’re standing in the bushes hugging a bent box of chocolates and I’m…”

“What? Sneaking out to braid hair and watch Teletubbies with your mates?”

Dawn glanced over her shoulder and then back to the vampire. “No, I’m breaking into the magic shop to steal things.”

“Magic shop, eh?” Spike said thoughtfully. “All number of beasties between here and there.”

Dawn began to look nervous.

“Bet they’d really go for a Little Red Riding Hood like you, bet that wouldn’t sit too well with big sister!” Spike said with a slight smirk.

“I can take care of myself,” Dawn said but with a slight tremor to her voice.

Spike didn’t say anything.

“You want to come with me and steal stuff?” Dawn asked.

“Sure, why not?”


# # #


Barnabas leaned his head against a wall in the shower and let the water dance over his skin. It hurt like hell where Quentin and Giles had removed a wooden crossbow shaft from his shoulder. It felt like his shoulder was on fire along with his wrists.

//Julia! Julia!// he called mentally.

//Barnabas? Oh thank God! Are you all right? Where are you?//

//At the mansion. I was rescued. I will recover.//

//I’ve been so worried, Quentin said not to come out. Barnabas… Come home, we’ll work on things.//

//The danger here remains. You have someone there you’re working on things with.// Barnabas sent.

//How can you know that?//

//I had some… insight given to me while I was bricked up in a wall.//

All right, that last part was a bit of a stab, Barnabas acknowledged to himself. She and Willie had been the ones to save him when the ghost of Trask had bricked him up and then when Lamar Trask had bricked him up, a time when Barnabas had been human again. Aided by someone he had lost as well. Two of the rare times Barnabas had been human. Julia, Willie, Josette, and another, all had looked out for him after he had began changing. Now…

//Barnabas, I…come home.// Julia responded.

//I can help here once I heal, it could mean saving the world.// he sent after a moment. //I also owe Blair several times over.//

//Barnabas…//

//You won’t be waiting for me except as someone who has loved me for decades but who needs…more freedom for now, I know. You dedicated your life to me for so long, before I even recognized how I felt about you. Now, you need to find yourself apart from me. I understand. It hurts but I understand. We will talk again, Julia. I do love you but…//

//There’s Roxanne, I know.//

//She helped find me. We haven’t talked. I have no idea if anything would develop.// Barnabas explained.

//I love you, Barnabas…be safe and happy.//

//I’ll be back at Collinwood eventually.// Barnabas said. //Goodbye for now, Julia.//

The vampire cut the contact and felt tears stinging his eyes.

“Maybe the real curse is that I’m to be alone,” he said softly.

“What was that?” Quentin asked as he began helping Barnabas dry off.

“Nothing, just…thoughts.”

Minutes later Quentin pulled a large t-shirt over Barnabas’ head and towel dried the vampire’s hair.

Quentin hesitated and pulled Barnabas into his arms as he broke down for several moments. When Barnabas pulled back Quentin smiled and ran the towel over Barnabas' hair again, ruffling the normally tightly controlled hair.

“I didn’t get to tend to my children, think this is good practice?”

“Very funny,” Barnabas said with a chuckle. “I can barely feel my hands.”

“Well, we’ll get you feeling better,” Quentin promised.

“A shower was a damned good start,” the vampire responded.

“Let’s get you into bed,” Quentin suggested.

“You aren’t going to lecture me about Roxanne first, are you?” Barnabas asked.

“No, not tonight,’ Quentin said. “You seem resigned to losing Julia after all these years.”

“I didn’t ask her to leave,” Barnabas said wearily. “In the modern vernacular, she needs her space. I talked with her.”

“I know you still love Roxanne,” Quentin said.

“And Julia, Josette and Vicki,” Barnabas added. “How many women have stolen your heart, Quentin?”

“Touché. A few,” the immortal admitted. “No matter what happens I’ll stand with you.”

“Thank you, that means…very much to me,” Barnabas said and glanced down at his pajama bottoms. “Better than being dressed for a funeral every day.”

“Har, har, har,” Quentin mumbled and held the door open for his cousin and then moved around Barnabas to open the bedroom door after knocking. “Ah, Roxanne must be cleaning up as well. Let’s get you into bed.”

“Thank you,” Barnabas said as Quentin pulled the covers back and then over the vampire. “How long was I gone?”

“Tonight is the 6th night,” Quentin said. “Blair and Glory are still out there. I’ll fill you in as to what’s developed tomorrow night. Get some rest now. I’ll leave some blood outside the door at sunset tomorrow.”

“Thank you, Quentin,” Barnabas said. “I am very grateful.”

The werewolf turned as the door opened and smiled as Roxanne hesitated.

“We got the brick dust off,” Quentin said. “Sleep well.”

“Thank you,” Roxanne said softly and closed the door behind him. She looked at Barnabas and stayed by the door.

“Come here, Roxanne,” Barnabas said softly. “Please.”

Roxanne walked over and sat down on the bed facing him. “Will you be all right?”

“Yes, thanks to you,” Barnabas said.

“Willow had just escaped, she would have gotten you help,” Roxanne said.

“Perhaps,” Barnabas said. “Roxanne…”

“Please don’t send me away again,” Roxanne whispered. “Please don’t say No.”

“What do you remember about us?” Barnabas asked as he struggled to sit up in the bed.

“Everything,” Roxanne said softly. “In both lives in the other time bands.”

“I’ve loved several in my life time,” Barnabas said after a moment. “Including Julia.”

“And you’re committed to her, I know,” Roxanne said softly.

“She left and doesn’t appear to trust me despite me telling you no. She’s not waiting for me,” Barnabas said. “I am love with both of you and I still love Josette and Vicki and even Angelique in some ways.”

“What are you saying, Barnabas?” Roxanne asked.

“I knew when I stayed, I would lose Julia and didn’t know if I’d see you again,” Barnabas said. “Can you accept me knowing how much I care for others?”

“If Julia wants you back will I get shoved to the side?” the girl asked.

“No,” Barnabas said. “Trust works both ways. I didn’t earn the distrust. Let’s see where things lie when we’re a bit more coherent tomorrow night.”

“Yes,” Roxanne said and touched his cheek. “I love you; I have for many life times.”

Barnabas touched Roxanne’s face gently and smiled. “I’ve missed you. We had so little time.”

Roxanne leaned forward and kissed Barnabas gently. She felt his hand behind her head and moved closer and deepened the kiss.

She pulled back and smiled. “I remember being amazed when we kissed before. It felt like I knew everything about you in your kiss when I really didn’t know anything about you except your kindness.”

“You knew me,” Barnabas said softly. “You just didn’t know my secret and the price it would mean for both of us.”

“I didn’t care then and never have,” Roxanne said and kissed him again.

“Stay with me tonight,” Barnabas whispered. “Let me hold you as best I can.”

“Yes.”


# # #

Monday, January 13, 2020

Dark are the Shadows 01/13/2020

I apologize for not posting last week - internet issues (which are hopefully solved at this point)  Hope everyone's New Year is starting out great.

# # # #

Dark are the Shadows
Ms. Hunter Ash

a BTVS/Dark Shadows Crossover

rating: PG13
pairings: Xander/Anya, Buffy/Quentin, Giles/Angelique, Willow/Tara


# # # #


“Try and eat, Rupert,” Quentin urged as the Watcher paced.

At least the other Watchers were gone for awhile, the immortal thought.

Giles sat down and looked at the breakfast tacos.

“Eat,” Buffy also urged.

“It’s a power play. I should have let you loose on them, that’s what I should have done,” Giles mumbled.

“Giles, that Travers guy is like sixty. I can’t hit him! Can I?” Buffy asked.

“I suppose not. Well, I could and I think I will!”

“Can they really shut down the shop and deport you?” Buffy asked.

“Yes, in a heartbeat,” Giles said as he took off his glasses. “With the rough stuff, they’re a bit ham-handed. This stuff, the bureaucracy strings, they’re the best in the world. They can kill you with the stroke of a pen. Bloody prats.”

Quentin jumped at the sound of a crack.

He leaned over the table and unclenched Giles’ hand to reveal his crumbled glasses and broken lenses. “I’ll get some gauze and tape.”

“I’m not going to be able to pass, am I?” Buffy asked.

“You should be able to pass the physical and we can make a case to ignore you not studying Council history,” Giles said.

“That’s not what I’m worried about, it’s judging the decisions I’ve made. I mean I’ve been within slaying distance of Glory three times now and she kicked my ass without even tensing a muscle. I can’t figure out what she is except that she wants the key, which I have and she’s not getting but how do I stop it?”

“Buffy, no one could have done any better than you,” Giles protested.

“No one else is going to be asked the questions that I can’t answer. They’re going to expect me to… be like the Slayer they want and I don’t know they stuff they want. They’ll leave and they won’t tell me how to fight Glory and I’m not going to be able to protect Dawn!”

“Buffy, calm down! The scandal here is not anything you’ve done wrong, it’s the way they’re behaving,” Giles said. “Who are they going to give the information to? Their behavior…. Holding a gun at my head and green card, no less. It’s humiliating.”

“It’s also smart. They picked the perfect thing, I can’t lose you.”

“Thank you,” Giles said softly.



# ## #


Giles managed to smile as Joyce set a cup of tea in front of him and squeezed his shoulder. “Hullo, Buffy and Quentin went to grab Xander and Anya. I advised her not to come but she wants to stand with Buffy and myself… and refuse to answer questions.”

“Good idea,” Joyce said. “Buffy took Dawn someplace safe. She said that Spike will protect her. They aren’t getting near her, Rupert.”

“I agree. Oh bollocks, here they come.”

Quentin Travers and other Watchers entered the shop.

“Where are the others?” Travers demanded as Giles stood up.

Giles frowned. “May I present my wife, Joyce Summers, this is Quentin Travers who seems to have left his manners in another time zone. I haven’t bothered to learn the names of the others.”

“My apologies, Mrs. Summers,” Travers said. “Under different circumstances it would be a pleasure.”

“Thank you,” Joyce said.

“Buffy and Quentin are picking up Xander and Anya, she’s returned from her trip,” Giles answered Travers. “It’ll be up to them if they want to talk to you.”

“They will talk to us,” Travers said firmly. “I’m very annoyed that your witches are out of town, by the way.”

Giles shook his head and sat back down to his cold breakfast. “You didn’t exactly call and ask to talk to everyone. You demanded and your demands didn’t line up with people’s lives.”


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Buffy, Quentin Collins, Xander and Anya cut through an alley as they headed for the Magic Box as the street in front of the store was being repaved.

Suddenly a man grabbed Buffy around the waist while others tackled Quentin, Xander and Anya.

“Hey!” Buffy yelled as she fell to the ground. She shook the man off and both jumped to their feet. She blinked in surprise as she took in the sight of a man in medieval armor with chain-mail covering his face and the others were being held by guys dressed just like the first.

The one who had grabbed Buffy backhanded her into a pile of garbage. As she bounded back into the center of the alley four more knights appeared, two on either side of the alley. Two had swords and two had metal staves and they were twirling the weapons.

“Guys, is there any way we could reschedule this? We’re running late,” Buffy asked. “I guess not.”

Biffy ducked as one of the knights with a sword swung it at her head. She spun in the motion of ducking and came up with a backhand across his jaw and then ducked a staff thrust, the metal bar hitting the swordsman in the chainmail covering his face. The knight with the sword stumbled back. Buffy kicked the other knight with a staff and punched the first one in the face and grabbed his arm and spun him into the 2nd knight with a sword. She kicked the first night with the staves and ducked a swing from the 2nd swordsman.

Buffy grabbed a staff from one of the stunned knights and used it to deflect the staves of the other knight. She back flipped twice, flipping over the staves of the 2nd knight. She grabbed a staff from him and rammed it into his stomach and turned to deflect a sword thrust with her staves.

In a blur of motions things happened almost faster than Quentin could follow especially when the five knights were moaning and shaking their heads with no weapons in hand and Buffy still had her staves and a bloody lip.

The Slayer kicked one of the knights to the ground and held one of the staves to his throat. “Any of your playmates move and this goes through your throat.”

She bent and pulled his chain mail off and saw an ordinary looking human except for some sort of symbol tattooed on his forehead.

“Who are you?” she demanded.

“One soldier in a vast army,” the man answered as the other knights released Quentin, Xander and Anya. Quentin grabbed up a sword as he and Xander put Anya behind them.

“What army?” Buffy asked.

“The Knights of Byzantium, an ancient order,” the man answered. “And your enemy.”

Buffy pushed the staff harder into his throat.

“You work for Glory?”

“You think we align ourselves with the beast? You must be mad,” the knight declared.

“You’re the ones trying to kill me,” Buffy pointed out.

“No, we were fools and didn’t bring enough to defeat you. If it takes a hundred men, we will bring them, if it takes a thousand we will send a thousand.”

“A thousand?” Buffy repeated.

“As long as you protect the key, the brotherhood will destroy it and you. You are the Slayer and we know what we must do. Now, be done with it and kill us, let the legions behind us follow,” the knight said firmly.

Buffy tossed one of the staves away and grabbed up a fallen sword as the knight got to his feet. He turned his head to the side and waited for her to kill him.

“Go,” the Slayer said.

The knight looked surprised.

“Get out of here,” Buffy said. “Next time send someone with answers.”

The knights slowly moved down the alley as Anya and Xander gathered up the fallen weapons.

“Come on, guys.”


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Giles sighed as he glanced at the clock. Joyce was sitting on the steps leading to the balcony/loft area with Giles beside her as Travis shuffled papers around in front of him.

Buffy and group entered with Buffy still hanging onto the sword.

“You’re late,” Travers declared.

“Yeah,” Buffy agreed.

Giles got to his feet when he took in the sight of Buffy carrying a sword and the others with weapons as well, including a sword in Quentin’s hand.

“Was there an attack?” Giles asked.

“Yeah,” Buffy said. “Go on upstairs, guys. Quentin, hang around down here.”

“Well, we can begin the review at last. We’ll skip the obvious questions…” Travers began only to stop when Buffy tossed the sword onto the top of his papers.

“There isn’t going to be a review,” Buffy declared.

“Sorry?” Travers asked.

“No review. No interrogation. No questions you know I can’t answer. No hoops, no jumps,” Buffy said firmly.

The Watcher Giles had called Nigel started to speak and Buffy glared at him. “And no interruptions!”

“See, I’ve had people talking at me the last few days… or more, most telling me how helpless I am against them and how unimportant I am. I finally figured out why. Power. I have it. They don’t. This bothers them.”

Travers appeared unfazed by her declaration.

“Glory came to my home last night while Mom and Giles were out,” Buffy continued. “Just to talk. She told me I’m a bug, I’m a flea that she could squash in a second. Only she didn’t. She came into my home and we talked. We had what probably passes in her warped mind for a civilized conversation. Why? I have power over her.”

Buffy looked at the Watchers with her hands on her hips. “You guys didn’t come all the way from England to determine if I was good enough to be let back in. You came to beg me to let you back in. To give your jobs, your lives some semblance of meaning.”

“This is beyond insolence…”

Buffy grabbed the sword and threw it across the room in one fluid motion. It embedded into the wall next to Nigel’s nose. The Watcher jumped away in fear.

“I’m fairly certain I said no interruptions.”

“That was excellent!” Xander whispered.

Joyce glanced up at Xander and Anya and nodded. She got up and joined Xander and Anya as they sat at the railing overlooking the shop.

“You're Watchers without a Slayer, you're pretty much just watchin' Masterpiece Theater,” Buffy continued. “You can't stop Glory. You can't do anything with the information you have except maybe publish it in the "Everyone Thinks We're Insane-O's Home Journal."

One of the Watchers started to move and found a sword at his chest.

Quentin Collins shook his head at the man.

“So here's how it's gonna work. You're gonna tell me everything you know. Then you're gonna go away,” Buffy continued. “You'll contact me if and when you have any further information about Glory. The magic shop will remain open. Giles will stay here as my official Watcher, reinstated at full salary...”

“Retroactively,” Giles “coughed”

“To be paid retroactively from the month he was fired, he never stopped being my Watcher. I will continue to work with the help of my friends,” Buffy stated.

“I, uh, I don’t want a sword thrown at me but we are talking about children,” a Watcher protested.

“We’re talking about two powerful witches, a thousand year old ex-demon and the support of my Mom,” Buffy said.

“The boy? There’s no power there,” Watcher #3 stated.

“The boy has clocked more field time than any of you, he’s part of the unit.

“Riley speak,” Anya whispered.

“I’ve clocked field time,” Xander said with a grin.

“Now. You all may be very good at your jobs. The only way we're gonna find out is if you work with me. You can all take your time thinking about that,” Buffy said. And turned back to Travers. “But I want an answer right now from Quentin, 'cause I think he's understanding me.”

Quentin Travers cleared his throat. “Uh, your terms are acceptable.”

“See how easy that was?” Buffy asked with a smile.

“Rupert?” Travers called.

“Quentin?”

“When we inventoried your shop we found a bottle of single malt scotch behind the incense hodlers.”

“Well it’s not… during working hours,” Giles stammered.

“I think I could use a glass,” Travers asked.

“I suppose we could….”

“Wait a minute,” Buffy said. “Glory. Intell.”

“That’s the thing, you see, Glory isn’t a demon,” Travers said.

“What is she?”

“She’s a god,” Travers said.

“Oh,” Buffy said softly.


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“It’s night 6 since we lost Barnabas,” Tara whispered to Angelique. “Do… we… When I first became a vampire the hunger was intense. Still is a lot of the time. Does going a long time without blood… hurt a vampire?”

“Yes,” Angelique said. “The hunger has made Barnabas lose control numerous times, especially when he first rose. The vampires like you have here and ours can fall into a deep vampire coma without blood and be in a frenzy when they rise. With Barnabas, he was locked away for 130 years and was in a frenzy when he was freed but he was also able to maintain enough control not to be caught and to learn about the 20th century very quickly. This time… I don’t know. Carolyn told Quentin that Barnabas was losing hope within the first couple of hours. Whatever Nicholas has done left Barnabas shaken. When we find him we need to ensure there are no humans in reach.”

“We’re fighting a powerful sorcerer and a god,” Tara said softly. “How do we do this?”

“One step at a time,” Angelique said. “Let’s go inside and see if we can help find Barnabas while the others debate about our resident tin-god.”

Buffy yawned as everyone debated what steps they should take next and Giles read quickly through the file the Council had provided on Glory.

“We’re going up against a god. An actual god,” Xander mumbled. “Well, you know what they say, the bigger they are…”

“The faster they stomp you into nothing,” Anya said, cutting her off.

“She’s right, I’ve thrown everything I’ve got at her and she just shrugs it off,” Buffy commented.

“Then we have to find something heavier to throw,” Xander said.

“That might pose some difficulty. From what the Council’s been able to discover from the book of Tarnis and, and… other sources, Glory and two of her fellow hellgods ruled over one of the more seriously unpleasant demon dimensions.”

“There’s more than one?” Tara asked.

“Oh, there are thousands of demon dimensions. All different,” Anya responded.

“All pushing on the edges of our reality, trying to find a way in,” Giles added.

“I guess Glory found one,” Buffy said. “The question is, why?”

“There’s nothing to indicate that here. Just…vague references to chaos and destruction,” Giles answered.

“Okay, so we know where she’s from,” Buffy said thoughtfully. “What do we know about her? We know she’s tough but no bolts of lightning, no blasts of fire, shouldn’t a god be able to do that kind of stuff?”

“Uh, usually, yes, but being in a human form must be severely limiting her powers. All we have to worry about right now is that she’s immortal, invulnerable and insane,” Giles replied.

“A crazy hellgod? And the fun just keeps on leaving,” Xander complained.

“From what I’ve been able to gather, her living in this world is seriously affecting her mental state as well, hence what Nicholas Blair discovered. She’s only being able to keep…. Intact is draining others of their mental energy. Uh… here, ‘absorbs the energies that bind the human mind into a cohesive whole.’ Once drained all that’s left is…”

“Crazy people,” Buffy supplied.

“Yes,” Giles agreed.

“And Dawnie is the key,” Tara said softly.

“Yes,” Buffy said softly.

“Guys, I’ve got Nicholas again,” Angelique called.



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Nicholas sighed and leaned against a tall grave marker and crossed his arms.

“Why are we here?” Tom asked softly.

“To see a show,” Nicholas said. “Now don’t move very much. I’m expending quite a bit of energy keeping us from being seen.”

Tom’s eyebrows rose when three men dressed like medieval knights circled a grave.

“Brother Orlando, lead us,” one of them said.

“The link must be severed, such is the will of God,” Orlando intoned as they held their swords out.

“The key is the link, the link must be severed. Such is the will of God,” the three of them intoned. “The key is the link, the link must be severed, such is the will of God.”

“You really think HE is going to help you?” a voice asked.

The three knights turned and saw the troll-like creatures Jinx, Dreg and another and they were each holding an axe.

“I fear your faith is gravely misplaced,” Jinx added and the three demons attacked the knights.

In moments the only demon standing was Jinx. The troll cowered and tried to back away as Orlando advanced. When Jinx tripped over a grave marker he fell to the grass and looked up as Orlando raised his sword high.

“Shall we test your faith now?” Orlando asked.

As the sword began to descend it was grabbed by the blade.

“Never send a minion to do a god’s work,” Glory said calmly.

Glory backhanded the knight sending him flying. He began crawling for his sword as Glory turned her attention to the other knights. She grabbed a sword from one of them and stabbed him through the chest and slashed the other across the throat with it.

Glory dropped the sword and walked towards Orlando, beating him to his sword.

“Nice weapon, I bet it hurts,” Glory said as she picked up it. “you let me know.”

Things faded again.

“Hey, if Nicholas is expending all this energy, we might be able to find Barnabas,” Tara suggested.

“Can I help?”

Everyone turned and saw Roxanne standing in the doorway of the entrance to the mansion. “Where’s Barnabas?”

“That’s what we hope you can help with,” Giles said anxiously.


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Nicholas held a finger up to his lips as he and Tom Jennings snuck into Glory’s home and saw she had been busy bashing Orlando almost to the point where he wasn’t recognizable.

“Okay, one more time,” Glory said as she circled the knight. “Just between me and you, it’ll be our itsy-bitsy little secret. Where is the key?”

“Even if I knew, I’d die a thousand deaths before I’d tell you,” Orlando said, his voice almost a whisper.

“Well, you won’t need a thousand, sweetie,” Glory said as she patted his cheek. “I’ll make the first one last. A long time.”

Then she jammed her fingers into his mind and he screamed.


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“Six nights?” Roxanne repeated. “Do you have something of his?”

“Yes, he dropped his cane,” Buffy said and went to a coat rack and pulled the cane off a hook.

“There isn’t much that is more… Barnabas,” Roxanne said and took the cane and closed her eyes. When she opened them they were somewhat unfocused. “He’s alive… in darkness. We must hurry.”

“Lead on, Macduff,” Buffy said as everyone scrambled to grab weapons. “I’m going to take Mom and Dawnie somewhere safe and catch up with you,” she told Giles.

“Somewhere safe?”

“They can be used against me,” Buffy said. “Come on, guys. Let’s find Barnabas and Will. I’ll catch up with you.”


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Spike jumped when a door to his crypt opened. He frowned when Buffy entered followed by Joyce and Dawn.

“Wot the hell? I didn’t send out any invites!”

“I need your help,” Buffy said.

“And if I refuse?” Spike demanded.

“I stake you and drive them to L.A.,” Buffy replied. “You’re strong enough to protect them.”

Spike lost his smirk and nodded. “They’ll be safe here.”

“I’ll be back, guys,” Buffy said. “Spike…”

“Yeah, yeah, yeah,” the vampire sighed. “If they get hurt you’ll stake me out on top of an ant hill dipped in honey to wait for the sun, got it.”

Buffy blinked. “Well, that’s inventive, thanks.”

“Make yourselves at home,” Spike said as Buffy left.

Joyce looked around and almost bit her lip.

“I like how you’ve….ignored the upkeep,” she said.

“Yeah, well, just don’t break anything and try and keep quiet,” Spike said. “I recorded Passions today and need to catch up.”

“Passions? I missed it today!” Joyce exclaimed.

Spike motioned her to an easy chair and vampire and mother said on either arm as he picked up a remote.

“Do you think Timmy is really dead?” she asked.

“Of course not,” Spike said. “He’s a doll, she can sew him back up.”

“Yeah, but what about the wedding, they can’t go through with that now, can they?” she asked.


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